As a freelancer, I’ve come across my fair share of horribly written job ads. Wrong grammar, unrealistic terms, and horrendously low pay. But I recently stumbled across one that takes the cake, if only because it involves something close to my heart: fantasy fiction.
Here are some of the choicer bits:
I’m not going to lie my book does need some serious work.
How bad is it?
I don’t know I’m not an editor. but the previous editor told me it took her 45min to an hour per page.
45 minutes per page? Writing something from scratch would be faster! I’ve often had to struggle with horrible writing, but come on!
the book is about 70 pages.
the Word count is 30,500
A 30,000 word fantasy novel? That’s shorter than a single chapter from Game of Thrones.
the book is an action adventure book with mythical creatures, magic and sword fighting, hilarious moments, and hints of romance.
This better not be going in your query letter, buddy, because you just described nearly every fantasy novel in existence.
Condensation to be discussed, and agreed upon during the project.
I think I’d rather discuss my pay, and not my house’s moisture level.
I’ve got a news flash for you, pal.